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Here's where you can go to get the 411 on all the hottest movies and games and whatever
else it is I might decide to review. By hottest, I mean the ones you'll probably never
hear of, and are most likely really, really crappy. Because, let's face it, it's no fun
reviewing good things. Also, these aren't so much reviews as they are me telling you what happens in the movie and then making some witty remark about how that thing that happened was stupid. Like Mystery Science Theatre 3000, only you don't get to see what I'm making fun of, and have to take my word that it was funny. |
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Robo Vampire (1993) A delightful romp into the seedy underworld of drug lords, and the vampires they use for whatever nefarious purpose and the Cyborgs that want those vampires dead. Or at least deader than they already are. |
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Kickboxer From Hell (1992) A delightful romp into the seedy underworld of Lucifer, and the minions in potato sacks he uses for whatever nefarious purpose and the kickboxers who want those minions dead. Or at least deader than they already are. |
